The Matron of Honor
"They seem happy and all "lobsterish" and stuff, so all is well in the world."
The Best Man
"The story about these two are exactly like rice and beans. Coffee and cigarettes."
BRIDESMAIDS
GROOMSMEN

"Natalie is completely head over heels in love with Anthony."

"My goals are to record albums and tour, and hopefully leave behind music that people can remember me by when I'm gone."


"I haven't settled down and had a family yet but maybe I'll be the one to catch that bouquet!"

"Although Anthony was/is a flaming homosexual I knew I could hook him up with a wonderful girl."


"I have yet to meet her fiance, but I know she's made the right choice because she's happy. And that's all that should matter."

"I know something funny about Anthony and Natalie: they are awesome together"

 
USHERS
 
 

"It's really quite amazing how good they are together."

 
 

"Unparalleled love is the couple in which the lady can accept amusing games such as "Ball Slap" and take part in the creation of "Dick Bird" graffiti."